Friday, October 2, 2009

travel tips

TIPS for healthy travel :
no coffee or ice tea
try to drink water or juice

Monday, August 3, 2009

Spice Girls Go Go Bar

Spice Girls Go Go Bar

new schudule for november

Yo Larry,
Karl is "CORRECT", take his and other members advice.........I'm the guy that dumped my over priced tour...yes, I like you found the Expat-Guide, after I booked and pre paid $500.00 as a down and to get a hand written small 20 year old pamphlet.... the tour was for 10 days and they wanted a total of $3,000.00.......for 10 days only......I like you wanted and thought I was doing the right thing...after all we are the newbies, right?
Well......yes I was headed down the "STUPID" path.
The Expat-Guide and its members are great and I am glad I listened to the Vet's and boy did I save $$$$. I spent less than $3,000.00 and I stayed in LOS for a month....next year Ill do it for less...
I too made some $$ mistakes but the guys always taught me a lesson and made me learn what to do the next time......
Yes Karl...my trip reports are coming...and yes Ill get fat ass moving on this.....OK....
I stayed at the NanaThi Mansion........ in a great, safe, clean and very comfortable accommodations...you should Stay at The NanaThi Mansion on Soi 4. Its down the end of Soi 4. You have a Tuk Tuk that will take you down the Soi for free. Its quiet, safe and has everything you will need from room service, good food. An outdoor pool, AC in room, TV Cable walking distance to Soi Cowboy, bars, massage places and the BTS skytrain.
Larry, when you bring a girl back to your room.....the girl will give her ID and sign in at the front desk. They go to your room and then after your through........ they leave, the girl then goes back down to front desk with out you....she gets her ID from the front desk...they do this for your safety......... and your on way to do other guy stuff....
SO Larry read the site and ask questions....these guys here have SO MUCH information and you will be grateful you switched your current tour if possible......again Larry ask questions and we will help you out.
Regardless, you will have the time of your life...as a newbie I can say that for sure... and if you can't make the member trip in January then think about the JUNE 2010 trip...we will be having a great time and you could be too. Its always better to laugh and exchange stories with like minded guys......have a great trip
Scotty

Sunday, August 2, 2009

day four January 2010

Day 4
Late Morning:
Breakfast in the NanaTai restaurant and seeing off your company from the previous evening. If she tickled you in ways you haven't seen sense you were sixteen you may want to bring her to breakfast. Then at some point toward the end of breakfast just slide her a gratuity and say thank you.
-If she didn't slide her tip to her in the elevator and as you walk through the lobby tell her cheers, as she goes out the door and you hang a left to the restaurant.
After Breakfast take your coffee cup to the couch area in the lobby. Here you can order Tea/coffee by the mini pot. We'll sit and chit chat waiting for the rest of the group to emerge from there slumber/stupor.
Event One:
At 12:00 in the afternoon we'll meet up in the Golden Bar again, eat a bunch of fruit, then head to Lolita's. This will also fulfill the days cultural quota. Just kidding that quota will be filled later, this event is an example of a desirable set of skills. ;)
Event Two:
After the Lolita experience we all meet back at the golden, and head to the BamBoo Bar. Straight up Soi 4 on the left hand side. Beer pool Tv....
Event Three:
Before heading out to Event One, we make reservations for a late afternoon dinner on the river. We should find ourselves back at the Golden around 7:00, and then make our way to the lounge about 7:30 for again some duty free drinks.
Event Four:
About 9:00 o'clock in the evening we will head down the BTS to Soi CowBoy. Here we will bounce from titty bar to titty bar. We'll play a little pool, have a few drinks, pinch a whole lot of ass, and snack on some local BBQ/Grasshoppers Etc...
Event Five:
If you don't find what you want there, we will head back to Nana Entertainment Plaza (NEP) and a late night lesson in fishing at the Nana parking lot.
By this time you'll have found a friendly young lady interested in changing your oil again!
Take the elevator to your room and we'll see you in the late morning for your late breakfast at NanaTai Restaurant

day one

Day 1
HOTEL:
Land in Bangkok and hit the hotel before 12:00 noon. Everyone will gather at the Golden Bar in front of the Nana Hotel. Eat a good helping of fruit from the street vendors, hold off on the beer for now you'll need your strength!
-Our travel partners will have the option of staying at two locations Bangkok City Suites or NanaTai Mansion
NewBees should stay at the Nana, and Vets can Opt to stay at BCS. Its just easier, you'll understand when you get there.
Event One:
At 1:00 or 1:30 in the afternoon start step-N toward the Eden Club. After the Eden oil change
Event Two:
At or around 2:45 - 3:00 in the afternoon we will head to Man pampering. Here you'll polish off any rough edges you may have. This can take place at MBK or the Nana Shopping Center.
Event Three:
At or around 5:00 in the late afternoon we will gather back up at the Golden, and about 5:15 slide back to the cocktail lounge in Nana Hotel. We'll bring down the various liquors that we picked up in the duty fee during the inbound flight to BKK. Mind you, these should have been chill-N in your refer while on our first adventure. Our time in the lounge will be spent listing to your Eden stories, LOL!!! Mean while a light snack will be ordered from the Nana restaurant and we'll relax for a couple hours swapping stories.
Event Four:
Again we'll gather at the Golden at about 8:00 in the early evening, for a departure to the Coliseum around 8:30. Here you can eat your main meal or just fill up on there 5-Lt Heineken dispenser. At the Coliseum you'll be entertained by a Thai style Vegas show, this usually lasts until 12:00 midnight may be even 1:00-ish.
Event Five:
Fishing at the Nana Parking lot or if we get back in time, we highly recommend going in to Angels Disco found inside Nana Hotel just after the Nana lounge.
By this time you'll have found a friendly young lady, interested in changing your oil for at least the second time that day. Take the elevator to your room and we'll see you in the late morning for your complimentary breakfast at Nana Restaurant.

day 2

Day 2
Late Morning:
Breakfast in the NanaTai restaurant and seeing off your company from the previous evening. If she tickled you in ways you haven't seen sense you were sixteen you may want to bring her to breakfast. Then at some point toward the end of breakfast just slide her a gratuity and say thank you.
-If she didn't slide her tip to her in the elevator and as you walk through the lobby tell her cheers, as she goes out the door and you hang a left to the restaurant.
After Breakfast take your coffee cup to the couch area in the lobby. Here you can order Tea/coffee by the mini pot. We'll sit and chit chat waiting for the rest of the group to emerge from there slumber/stupor.
Event One:
At 12:00 in the afternoon we'll meet up in the Golden Bar again, eat a bunch of fruit, then grab a few taxi's around 12:30 or 1:00 and head to the Palace. This will fulfill the days cultural quota.
Event Two:
At or around 4:00 in the late afternoon we will find our selves back at the Golden and in need of a foot massage. We will take our foot spa at the massage parlor around the corner from the police booth on Sukimvit / Soi 4
Event Three:
Again back to the Golden at about 5:00 & around 5:30 head in to the NanaTai Restaurant for an early evening meal.
Event Four:
Is set up as a wild card (6:30 to 9:00), some of our patrons may feel the need to take a nap, I know I need one about this time. Others may be running on a little adrenalin. Either way we encourage you to take this time to eat fruit/drink water/ and relax!!! or knock the dust off something in your room. BUT try and take a nap at some point.
Event Five:
Starts with a little prep. Every one meets in the NanaTai lounge for another sip on the duty fee beverage from the previous night. Around 9:00 Angels opens and has a little dance show. Its OK, but the real reason for this gathering is to get a free stamp to Angels for later that evening.
Event Six:
Once every one has there stamp and has tipped back a few drinks we'll be off to Therma Cafe. This is freelancer heaven, a place to pick up the evenings wrestling partner. Fear not, if you are unable to get your apatite wet there we'll be heading back to Angels after conducting a slew of T&A interviews
Event Seven:
By this time you either have your entertainment wrapped up, or your waiting to fish the Nana Parking lot at 02:05. No worries with getting beverage at that hour, there are enterprising vendors selling beer off the stoop at the Golden.
By this time you'll have found a friendly young lady interested in changing your oil.Take the elevator to your room and we'll see you in the late morning for your late breakfast at NanaTai Restaurant

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

Sukhumvit Area Map


Sukhumvit Area Map

I would like to stay around this area - atleast for a night or two

Thursday, June 25, 2009

ExpatGuide_Thailand: View Photo: I'm To Sexy 014 Expat Guide


ExpatGuide_Thailand: View Photo: I'm To Sexy 014 Expat Guide

ExpatGuide_Thailand: View Photo:wow!!!!!


ExpatGuide_Thailand: View Photo: Da-2

ExpatGuide_Thailand: Photos: LOS - BKK - Eden Club: Thumbnails

ExpatGuide_Thailand: Photos: LOS - BKK - Eden Club: Thumbnails

places to stay

first time in thailand airport

I don't remember much after leaving Bankok at 11:oopm...landing at the airport in S. Korea @ 6:30 am found an eatery in the airport that served me Alfredo Chicken pasta with 2 beers ........and a 9 hour lay over in S. Korea....... ..landed sometime at LAX on 6/19. It took me 2 1/2 days to figure just who the f_ck am I and where the hell was I.....Yes i don't travel well.......
Ill discuss that later....

WOW!!! I LOVE THAILAND.... ....

A huge shout out to the JUNE trip June 5th-25th. Karl and Joe were GREAT to tag along with. I learned soooo much hanging with a couple vets. Both guy's watched out for me and took the time to show me around...Thanks, big time.

Many experinces to discuss, but, I will start with landing in Bangkok for frist time and what to expect.

When landing in Bangkok go directly to the money exchange booth which is on the way to the passport stamp area and get some Thai Baht, not to much, just enough to get your ass to wherever you plan to go. I exchanged american money for 5,000.oo Baht.

After you get your passport stamped follow the people and the line on the ground, then turn right not left. Go right and follow the opening to a corridor on the left..at this point you will see people, friends and family waiting for loved ones. Pass them and turn left and out the door to the only taxi. You will see 2 people sitting and tell them you need a taxi and tell them your hotel. They will give you a piece of paper with your hotel and a taxi will appear with driver. At this point, you should have already have 2 seperate printed Hotel and address of Hotel to give to the driver. 1 for you to keep and 1 for the driver. Make sure he knows your hotel or where your going before you get in.

This ride should cost you no more than 350-400 baht plus tolls of 200 baht

And since you just exchanged (inside the airport) whatever your currency is into Thai Baht you will have no problems. Alao, for some reason and it doesn't matter why but taxi driver's NEVER>>EVER>>EVER have change for a 1,000.00 baht note. Thai taxi driver's seem to freak out if you pull out a 1,000.00 baht note and expect them to break that... So don't fight what you cant control..... Get plenty of 100's, 50's and 20 baht notes.

I arrived at the NanaThai Mansion on May 30th at 2:00am. After a very long flight, was ready for a shower a beer or 2 and bed.....and I did just that.

More to come......

Thanks,
Scott













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Nana thai mansion

The Nana Thai Mansion off Sukhumvit Soi 4 at the end of Soi 4 on the left,is a great place to stay close to everything a guy want's. Quiet, Clean, Safe, female friendly with no extra fee, walking distance to anything you desire or want. Also, a great staff that is very friendly. The Hotel provides a free Tuk,Tuk to take you down Soi 4 to Sukhumvit.

The Nana Thai Mansion is to be totally rebuilt in November 2009, the new pics were in the lobby and it looks hip and cool. Its a great deal now @ 900baht for a single room with no breakfast coupons. Hopefully, they can keep the prices down. Prices range from a Single with no breakfast coupons 900baht, or 1100 baht for a slightly larger room with a dvd player. Again, no breakfast coup.

If Blow Joibs are your thing and mine are, from the hotel...You may walk down 100 yards take a right cut to Soi 8 and BAM, your walking past a huge sign that says " LOLITA'S" and about 10-15 girls any time of the day/night and they ALL want to blow you. Because at Lolita's they specialize in doing one thing and nothing eles...Yep their job is to suck you off...and they dooo. Hell, I went twice in a few days. And picked a lovely different LBFM's each time.

So, as Karl walked me there and said...go ahead pic?...I said "what"....."OK". So, I perused the menu and as i glazed over the please pic me moans from the gala....I picked the smaller one I noticed with her big smile...Yes 4'10 and had tiny little brown nipples with a small waist....What a cutie.

Only short time go upstairs with her do your thing and down the stairs, sit at the bar have a beer and relax. Her fee at the present as of 06/03/09 is 700 baht for the BJ and then a tip for her. also 100 baht is $3.00 American.

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Head for The Beer Garden just off Sukhumvit Road, close to Asoke BTS station. It's full of freelance hookers looking for their next pork injection.Head for The Beer Garden just off Sukhumvit Road, close to Asoke BTS station. It's full of freelance hookers looking for their next pork injection.pattaya

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Head for The Beer Garden just off Sukhumvit Road, close to Asoke BTS station. It's full of freelance hookers looking for their next pork injection.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Map of thailand

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